Go Ahead and Laugh You Know You Want To.

BOOOM, BOOOM,..........."the hell is wrong with this thing? ah.........BOOOM "HAHHAAHHHEHEHAH Much Much bettah!. hm hmh mh la la laa. Here we go Here We Go...annnnd 1... 2........3.." BOOOM BOOOOOOOOM BOOOOM! "TADA!!" The Joker said and hopped into a Police car grining and snickering. There was nothing like 2 clinics being blasted, a nursing home, and 4 schools being blown into rubble. he zoomed around Gothan having fun as usual and Just Wanting to put a smiled on someones face. the joker came to a red light and tapped the steering wheel."Ta Ta Ta hmmm C'mon Asshole...Ta Ta...hmm Ta Hurry up Asshole!!!! ah" the Joker said getting aggrivated. he then smashed into the car and trew a bladed boomerang inthe car and pushed it out of his way usinjg the police car!! "Ther there....HAAHA" he said and went zooming through Traffic.

Batman used his grappler to swing down towards Joker's car, it was easily located due to the amount of destruction he had caused, Joker had to be close by...And a reckless driver in a police officers vehicle, it just stuck out like a sore thumb...Luckily most of the civilians were evacuated in time, thanks to Batman's warning to the police of the bombs being placed there; unfortunately he couldn't defuse them all, he had to catch the Joker to stop it from happening again...Buildings could be rebuilt, but a life could never be replaced...He swung through the Joker's windshield, shattering it with his feet and slinging into him. He fought for control of the steering wheel with Joker, who had already been disoriented from the heavy kick Batman had swung into him. He caused them to slide to a stop, blocking the lane that they were in. Batman pinned the Joker against the car door with his fore arm, pushing against his throat...

"I've got you now Joker..."

Batman cocked his other fist back, just waiting for the Joker to try one of his tricks...If he would come quietly, Batman wouldn't hit him...That many times....

The Joker laughed "Well Looky here! ooo The Dark Knight. Y..y'kno it sucks that you have me here all in a Jam because this only makes things harder for you. See in one two..ahhhhh 4" BOOOM "that happend..HA you are soo not with time Y'know..HAAHHAHEHEHHAH. Now Now Gonna send me to Gordons cage?" The Joker said with a snicker. He got soo much pleasure out of this...

Batman smirked at him, he didn't mind the explosives, he was rather use to it and the Joker's tricks; besides, Batman already knew about all his bombs...The Joker was getting far too predictable, just random bombs in random buildings...It was easy...Too easy...The buildings had been evacuated, no lives were lost thanks to Batman's technology...Being able to see all electronics through out the city was useful...He fired his right hook into the Joker's jaw, he then reached behind him and popped open the door. Batman thrusted his shoulder into the Joker, tackling him into the door, forcing it open and causing them to land on the concrete; well mainly of the Joker's back hit the pavement...Batman dug his knees into the clowns shoulders and unleashed a second fist into his face before standing up and grabbing him by the collar...He lifted him with one hand, hanging him in the air. He cocked his right fist back, just in case he wanted to try something.

"Obviously...You're not getting away this time Joker."

The Joker laughed and cackled.."now now whats the oint in going to get all violent, its all fun and games batty! all just fun ...and games! HAHA HE HEE HE AH HaHaha." he said and daggled happily fromn Batmans Grip.

Batman's nostrils flared in anger at the Joker...The Joker always made him angry, but he was glad to catch him...He had already rounded up quite a few of his rivals that had broken away from Arkham, but the Joker was an accomplishment...He knew it wouldn't be the last of him...But it would be enough for now...Gotham could rest easy tonight, for The Joker had been defeated by The Dark Knight...For now that is...He didn't reply to the Joker, he merely punched him once more in the face, letting him fall from his grip and into the ground onto his stomach. Batman then planted his foot on the back of his neck, pushing his face into the ground...He knelt down and grabbed his arms, pulling them behind his back...He then cuffed his wrists together and readied a syringe from his utility belt. He pulled his foot off of his neck and grabbed it with his hand, holding him still...He forcefully made him turn his head so that when he injected him it would not be in a bone or some where vital.

"Good night Joker."

He then dug the syringe into the side of Joker's neck, it was full of tranquilizer, and enough of it to keep an elephant down. Sirens from Gotham police then rang madly, the lights from their vehicles shined against him...Batman scowled and left the scene, leaving the rest to the police...The Joker would wake up in Arkham, Batman would make sure of it...He would watch over the escort to Arkham himself...

The joker smiled through it all he was going home, home sweet home, so many games to be played and plans,my my plans, it was all apart of the plan.

[lets move it to Arkham]